Mini Stories from the Second Half of March 2011

Romance: The romance novelist was never satisfied in her real love life. She wanted expertly written lines from her lovers, not true sentiment.

Solution: After months of work on the same equation, the solution finally presented itself: give math the bird and become a dancer.

Bother: Something was bothering Ella, but she wouldn’t tell him what. Joe couldn’t believe it: even his imaginary friends left him out of the loop.

Mnemonic: W/o Pluto the mnemonic would have to change: My very educated mom just sold us nothing but lies! LIES! You STOLE Pluto! Oh poor Plu-uu-u-to!

Charm: She’d been fired and broken up w/, so she threw her charm bracelet to the ground. Later she slipped on it and broke her neck. Go figure.

Rabbit: Evan bought a rabbit. He named him Stewey. Stewey went very well with peas, carrots, a little parsley, and a pint of beer. Ah, Stewey.

Regular: The last thing he wanted was a regular life. But he did want kids, a wife, friends. Those were essential. But he was sure there was more…

Law: After chucking her law degree out a window and hitting a man in the head, she realized personal injury law probably wasn’t the place for her

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