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Charles Schulz
Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
Mark Twain
Anyone who can only think of one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.
Anonymous
If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.
Bertrand Russell
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Anonymous
Reality is a hallucination caused by a lack of alcohol.
Billy Wilder
If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.
Anonymous
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Eli Wallach
Having the critics praise you is like having the hangman say you’ve got a pretty neck.
Joseph Mankiewicz
The difference between life and the movies is that a script has to make sense.
