The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
Anyone who can only think of one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.
If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Reality is a hallucination caused by a lack of alcohol.
If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Having the critics praise you is like having the hangman say you’ve got a pretty neck.
The difference between life and the movies is that a script has to make sense.