Therapy: To prevent himself from falling in love w/ her, he tried to imagine her as his mom. His ploy had the reverse affect. He’s in therapy now.
Destiny: He had an appointment with Destiny, but his HMO didn’t cover it, so he was referred to Coincidence. Turned out he had a case of Bad Luck.
Surprise: Finally invent something awesome: check. Cash in: check. Surprise the hell out of dad with my success: check. Attend dad’s funeral: check.