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Laugh: Don’t laugh at me! / Your comment was funny / I wasn’t joking. My wife really left me for the mailman / I know, & we prefer postal carrier.

Mission: Target: Unknown? /Yes. The mission is Life /It’s supposed 2 be a hit /This is better /Ur the target, aren’t u / ..Give me a 10min head start

Sun: Ann loathed Valentine’s Day w/ an abiding hatred more intense than the fire of 1000 suns. Then she got a BF & it became her favorite holiday

Neighbor: Ali finally felt at home in her new neighborhood. Everyone was so warm & inviting. Plus the proliferation of juicy gossip never disappointed

Filter: He gazed out his window, watched the sun filter through, the world pass by, & he couldn’t help but think, “Holy shit, this couch is comfy.”

Wife: My wife left me out of her will / Why? / She was afraid I’d kill her for her money / That’s crazy / Totally. I killed her for being a bitch

Divorce: When he asked for a divorce, she insisted they talk in the dining room. She already hated that room. Besides, it was due for a remodel.