After yesterday’s post, Everything is Better Drunk, I got to thinking about all the things that are vastly improved by a few drinks… and the few things that are not. Here’s what I’ve come up with:

Better: Dancing

Worse: Break dancing

Better: Conversations with strangers

Worse: Conversations with the police

Better: Watching sports

Worse: Playing sports with any level of coordination

Better: Playing sports for fun. Fuck coordination

Better: Wedding receptions

Worse: Wedding vows

Better: First time sex

Worse: All sex after that

Better: Anal sex

Better: Boring classes

Worse: Driving

Better: Awkward first dates

Better: Cooking!

Better: Board games

Worse: Board exams

Better: Work (nothing livens up an after-hours meeting like a bottle of wine. Or vodka)

Better: Packing

Better: Class reunions

Worse: AA meetings

Better: Trips to the museum

Worse: Trips to court

Better: The holidays

Better: All family gatherings

Better: All gatherings of friends

Better: Marriage

Better: Divorce

Better: Bad movies

Better: Bad dates

Better: Bad days

Better: Good days

What else is better (or worse) with a few drinks??

Image: Courtesy Flickr/ Edwin Land