Lecture: She planned her anatomy lecture in her head as she examined. Her bullet had ruined the brain, but the other organs were simply beautiful

Assassin: The assassin’s run came to an abrupt end when he applied for a copyright on his signature killing style. …Rookie mistake.

Password: Her bday. Her fave color. Her 1st pet. She tried them all. What else could his password possibly be? She was clueless.

Curb: Sure, she had curb appeal. But the interior had no natural light, a moldy smell, and asbestos. He bought her on impulse. …Damn curb appeal

Contact: She sized him up. He mentally stripped her down. Turning him on got her off. …He would have been happier w/ some actual physical contact.

Punishment: No one knew or would ever know. She wasn’t even aware of the greatness she was capable of, b/c she never tried. The punishment fit the crime

Duel: At high noon, the epic duel began: Sebastian against his mortal enemy, the #In-n-Out drive thru. …Sebastian lost.

Headlights: Would the owner of the red Porsche report to the parking lot. Your headlights are on, you’re taking up 2 spots & you have a very small penis

Bribe: Things were bad on S Street. Dirty O was shooting up, the Bird was taking bribes, and Lil E? Don’t even get me started on that furry bastard

Temple: Henry’s body is his temple. But his gods are Lechery, Debauchery, and Inebriation …And that’s why his is a temple with no congregants.

Pride: She could swallow her pride, but there was absolutely no way she was going to swallow that white, gooey, putrid, raw oyster …. or spunk.