Control: He’d lost control of everything else, so it was a relief when the sickness spread to his brain & he lost the ability to care about the rest.

Lasting: Mark had found the key to a lasting relationship: fight a little then let her have her way. The key to a Happy relationship still eluded him

Learning: Her son refused her help, tied his shoes together & promptly fell on his face. He looked to her for comfort. She told him, “Learning hurts.”

Missing: You need to stop missing me / Don’t / No, I’m serious. It’s getting sad / Well, if you would just hold still and take a bullet like a man!

Burst: Some bubbles cluster. Some connect and merge into one. Some collide and both burst on contact. That’s just the way things go.

Robot: He told her that he loved her and let himself believe that her eyes twinkled when the robot returned his sentiment on command.

Play: Ed loved to play god. But so did God. Ed conceded that God was better at it after the elevator shaft

Play: The director wanted to end his play with a bang, but the shotgun was probably overkill. RIP seat 29C

Play: He heard her play & fell madly in love. No one had ever played the theme from Jaws so beautifully.

Play: He made a play for her heart only to discover that her spade was out for diamonds. So he clubbed her

Compute: Computer, give me a coffee / dOes nOt cOmpUte / I want a damn coffee! / doEs NoT cOmPutE / Ah, f*ck me / …shIp seLf dEstruCt in 20 seConDs

Simple: The doctors assured him it was a simple procedure, but something in Sam’s gut told him a full brain transplant might be a bit tricky…

Reject: I reject your premise / You reject the premise that love is a good thing? / Yes / Seriously? / Have you ever been in love? / …Point taken.

Smash: His performance was such a smash that he went out and got smashed, then smashed his car into a pole.   Truly smashing.

Joy: Joy always had an air of unwavering happiness about her. She was an inspiration to be around, or she would be… if she weren’t such a bitch