Some babies are really ugly.

Going to college after high school is not the only or even necessarily the best option.

The best couples are almost always physical matches – a 10 and a 5 just won’t work.

Very few people actually like kids in general. Most of us just like the ones we’re related to, and even then, not always.

No one can make you doubt yourself but you.

Being consistently late is like saying, “My time is more important than yours.” It’s rude, disrespectful, and selfish.

Taking a nice big poo is one of the best simple pleasures in life. Try to deny it. Just try.

It is never ever ever a good idea to get involved in a friend’s relationship. It always ends badly.

Money is important.

Happiness is far more important than money.

How you spend your days is how you’ve spent your life. The person who said this is a narcissistic bastard, but it’s still true.

Getting married and having kids is not the only option. Honest.

God doesn’t fit in a box. Not even a really, really big box.

Too many couples get divorced.

You can save a lot of money on therapy by writing down your thoughts every now and then. Writing is amazingly clarifying.

Too many couples stay together.

True love isn’t enough to keep a relationship together.

Getting good and drunk from time to time with people that you love and trust is good for you. Not medically. Or financially. But in every other way.

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