Why Sex is Awesome / Why Sex Sucks

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Awesome: The physical and emotional connection like none other

Sucky: When it’s just uncomfortable

Awesome: Exploring new positions

Sucky: Sex injuries

Awesome: Laugh-out-loud fun

Sucky: Wanting it when your partner doesn’t

Awesome: Feeling totally at ease with your partner

Sucky: Not wanting it when your partner does

Awesome: Climax

Sucky: Not being able to finish

Awesome: Screaming

Sucky: Sweating on your partner

Awesome: Every emotion you have coursing to the surface and exploding out of you

Sucky: Every emotion you have coursing to the surface and exploding out of you

Awesome: Giving your partner everything they want

Sucky: The sometimes not-so-pleasant taste of bodily fluids

Awesome: Getting it on a regular basis from someone you love

Sucky: Not getting any

Awesome: Extending out of your comfort zone

Sucky: Hating the position that your partner loves

Awesome: Having it in the middle of the night

Sucky: Having it with a stomach ache

Awesome: Being a bit dirty/taboo

Sucky: Feeling a bit dirty/taboo

Awesome: Being completely naked in every sense of the word

Sucky: Accidental farts

Awesome: Generosity

Sucky: Teeth

Awesome: Skimpy lingerie or wearing socks – doesn’t matter

Sucky: Being informed/having to inform your partner that the smell ain’t so sweet down there

Awesome: Dirty talk

Sucky: Failing at dirty talk

Awesome: Complete comfort with your partner

Awesome: Not being a virgin anymore

Awesome: Trust

Awesome: Feeling so desired by your partner

Awesome: Desiring them right back

Awesome: The perfect elation you feel right after

Awesome: Falling asleep together (or joyfully beginning your morning/continuing your afternoon)

Image: Courtesy Flickr/ je@n

One comment on “Why Sex is Awesome / Why Sex Sucks

  1. oxydizer says:

    THIS WAS GREAT. It’s almost a manual, a tip list. Thanks.

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