These product reviews for the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer (at the bottom of the page) will instantly brighten your day. They may even restore your faith in humanity.
Be sure to continue to the “See all reviews” page for more treats, and the Q&A section is full of gems as well.
Here’s a few of my favorites:
No more winning for you, Mr. Banana!, March 3, 2011
For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. “Use a knife!” they say. Well…my parole officer won’t allow me to be around knives. “Shoot it with a gun!” Background check…HELLO! Continue reading
I know what you’re thinking. You’re bummed that the London Olympics are over and you won’t get to watch any more awesome dressage.
Well not to fear. These guys have created a re-enactment that I think matches — nay, exceeds — the original event. (And yes, that was a terrible horse pun.)
Couldn’t snag the embed code for this guy, but he’s well worth the click.
If you ever thought to yourself that Hitler was a total diva (in addition to being sick and maniacal), you’ll certainly appreciate this video:
I am currently sitting in the Santa Monica Courthouse Juror Waiting Room.
Sure, they have free wifi, but all of the best websites are blocked. No YouTube, no Facebook, no Twitter, no Stumbleupon. If it’s fun, it’s probably blocked.
But not to worry. If you ever find yourself in this situation, here’s a handy list of things you can do to entertain yourself.
- Make up a back story for the strangest looking jurors in your pool. Juror waiting rooms are by definition filled with extreme eclectic groups of people. Do some people watching and figure out who’s a teacher, who’s a bank robber, who still lives with their mom, and who’s most likely to claim insanity as a reason they can’t serve on a jury.
- Try to find a porn site that hasn’t been blocked by the courthouse firewalls. Consider it a challenge and put your years of non-SafeSearch Googling to work. Continue reading
A few ideas to help you get your inner demon out from NoWayGirl.com
These guys are amazing. How they come up with some of these phrases… It’s beautiful.